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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:10
Still no good.
So they tried
share office space ...
Trump to Axios: Israel's attack could help me make deal with Iran - Axios
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
MAHA kids’ health report misinforms about tonsillectomies and ear tubes - statnews.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
—
Then came..
Natural Tick Repellent Found—on Donkey Skin - Newser
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Jets owner Woody Johnson buying Crystal Palace with $254 million investment - New York Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Meta Agreed to Pay up for Scale AI but Then Wanted More for Its Money - The Information
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are the causes of over sweating?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
How can she get her mouth taped shut? She should not have freedom of speech.
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why don't we use the fastest possible processors in all devices?
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Still no good